Funny Fishing Jokes
Why did the fisherman put a clock in his fishing net? Because he wanted to catch time!What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why don\“t fish play basketball? Because they\“re afraid of the net!
What\“s the best way to catch a unique fish? Unique up on it!
Why did the fish cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the sea!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
What\“s a fish\“s favorite instrument? The bass guitar!
Why don\“t fish like playing cards? Because they\“re afraid of the net!
What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!
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