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Fishing is the art of doing absolutely nothing while looking incredibly busy.
Why do fishermen make such good husbands? Because they\“re already used to lying about the size of their catch!
The two best times to fish are when it\“s raining and when it isn\“t.
Fishing: A jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end.
I love fishing. It\“s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office.
Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.
The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. |
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Post time 2025-11-5 13:19:08